March 13th, 2006

ashlee, the medical assistant who took my stool samples - m4w

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You are very cute - love that teeny little nose piercing - but the circumstances of our meeting were admittedly a bit awkward. I was beyond sick, so sick the doctor was giving me cipro, and I had to drop off stool samples to you. I am sure those samples revealed a man of strong body, fighting off the fiercest intestinal parasites. I know, I know, when travelling abroad, DO NOT DRINK THE WATER! I get it now.